There are 7 Types of Men - which one are you dating?
Are you still looking for a steady relationship? Looking for perfect guy is not easy and it takes patience to find someone you can respect, whose heart is open to you, and you don’t drive you up a wall. Have you ever wondered if the guy you’re dating act can makes you cringe? Or have you ever worried that his behaviors suddenly changes and you feel like you never know him before? Of course, us as women are attracted to certain archetypal men, but there are other types of men that we go out of their way to avoid. And this is especially true during the early stages of a relationship, when we as a woman are trying to gauge a man’s personality. Do you ever feel before, dating is one huge gamble for your life? Below are seven of these miscellaneous types of guys that you maybe drawn to or the one you have to avoid for your whole life.
For men, if you recognize some of the following traits in yourself you don’t have to changes your personalities. Most of them aren’t deal-breakers. Maybe after you read this, you can reshape yourself and able to make better impression next time around.
- The Jack of Spades (a.k.a. Mr.Beseech)
- This type of person has tones of sleazy lines and a bourbon-soaked attitude. No doubt about it, you’re being hit on by the Jack of Spades. By day, he buys porn and works at the bowling alley; by night, he heads for the seediest bars, looking to buy you a drink. He’s confident and kind a charming, even if it’s a little misguided. And he always offers you compliments. But, if you are independent or after a long-term thing, he ain’t for you. You must be careful if you know this kind of guy because they are so cunning. Never give up easily. He’s a game player, so keep him on his toes it’s the only way he’ll stay interested. If you’re just after a fling, use him up and spit him out. Hahahha.Just a jokes.
- The Wild Card (a.k.a. Mr.Cheap / Mr.Parasit / Mr.Yappie)
- This guy has unreliable down to a fine art. He’s the guy who promises to take you out for dinner, than drives to the nearest McDonald’s. Whenever it is time to pay, he haggles and his wallet is usually conveniently misplaced. It is special if you meet this type of guy. You won’t need to keep a diary. You’ll know exactly where you’ve been, just by looking at your monthly credit-card statement
. But before you go too far and stuck with this parasite, you must know that you’re being use, so get rid of him quickly or he will sponge off a big chunk of your money very quickly. Now! While you still have your dignity.and your car. To deal with this person you should say you’ve lost your wallet. Finish! Forget about him.
- The Queen of Spades (a.k.a. Mr Pretty / Mr High Maintenance)
- You’d swear this guy was gay if you weren’t at the footy with him. He loves The Bold and the Beautiful, and his wardrobe looks like the running sheet from a Milan fashion show. In short, he’s the modern metro sexual or you can call him Metro Man who is not afraid express his self emotionally to girls. You know this type of man right? He’s caring and meticulously groomed even on quite nights at home. He’s high maintenance guy. Watch out! Maybe your friends suspect he’s gay. Huhuhu…..You can enjoy his sensitivity, but don’t encourage it or he’ll start crying. Try it! And you have no idea how to stop him. Whatever
- The Ace of Diamond (a.k.a. Mr. Artistic)
- He’s always been there. Arty plays, art galleries, art-house movies, anything with the word art in the title. You will see him with his scarf, monogrammed dinner jacket and copy of The Art of Happiness by the Dalai Lama. Although this academic, film critic or interpretive dancer may seem dull, when it comes to passion, the maestro only makes love to the complete works of Mozart with no intermission. Do you think you can stay long with this guy? He’s too deep. Sometimes you just want someone who will laugh at Police Academy movies along with you, and not deconstruct the flaws in the narrative composition. If you want to know more about this type of man, you can go to relaxing places, such as jazz clubs, where you can just talk and listen. But try to avoid provocative conversation topics that will get him fired up. Try not to make it happen and you save.
- The King of Heart (a.k.a. Mr. Unpredictable)
- Sporting his skin- tight pants and unbuttoned shirt, he’ll confess his love for you, and then give you a lock of his hair. And that’s just on the first date. He’s so swept up in emotion, when he’s in your bathroom he’ll compose love hymns on toilet-paper rolls. You’ll never be short of affection, as he’ll want to hold you at every opportunity. He’s refreshingly in tune with his identity. But, He’s a bit too impetuous, which can dampen the mystique of the relationship; especially in front of your grandparents, who are starting to think he must be on something. He’s highly-strung, so feign gratitude when he bombards you with affection. Not interested? Suggest doing unromantic things, such as getting pissed and watching cricket.
- The King of Clubs (a.k.a. Mr. Extravagant/ Mr. Demand)
- Calvin Klein, Hugo Boss, Giorgio Armani if it’s not imported, the King won’t wear it. You’ll find at the hottest clubs or just lazing around on his yacht. And when he’s not working in advertising or finance, he’ll be offering to buy you a small island somewhere. Is it worth if you’ve treat like a princess but lack of love? Ask yourself; do you stay with him because you really love him or love the money? He will make you feel incredibly special. His wealth also means that he’ll provide you with security and stability if the relationship lasts. But this type of guy always thinks money can buy your love, which make him seem shallow and you feel opportunistic. After a while, you’ll crave something more meaningful. Want to get rid of him? Suggest that yachts are just compensation for something else. If you’re up for some fun, a bit of flirting should ensure your purse remains full.
- The Joker (a.k.a. Mr Screensaver)
- If you ever hear, Want to come back to my place and see my teaspoon collection?, run fast in the opposite direction. Whether you meet him at a trivia night or on a cruise, he always comes away with nothing. The Hawaiian shirts certainly don’t help, and neither does the fact that he continually drones on about his riveting work as a computer programmer or accountant. However, there’s something exciting about him, as he waits for you to uncover what’s beneath his changing faade. This man is not worth for anything but at least he is funny. The worst is you never get to know him, because he tries too hard to impress. You want to be a little bit naughty? Say yes when he offers to buy you a drink. He will be so shocked that he’ll panic and abandon the mission. So, your mission is complete! Chaiyo




